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pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.
I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.
by iSmithy November 2, 2019
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apple, red, sweet, juicy
apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day
by MopMan_ November 4, 2019
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She said take the worm out of the apple
by Apples for kids November 26, 2020
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why should you need to know what apple is on urban dictionary
by yrou’e November 29, 2020
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Delicious food, not so good devices
Man, I am so glad I don't have an apple phone.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020
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Why type of isaac newton motherfucker searches for the definition of apple. It's a fruit for fucks sake it doesn't have a fucking definition you smooth brain moron. I mean what the fuck were you expecting "the apple is a red fru- who the fuck doesn't know what an apple is what are you from fucking africa
What you had for lunch
"Oh I had an apple in a little baggie" rotten shit we're in the public education system they give us salted cardboard on a fucking tray.
by Wrinkled brain November 30, 2020
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A fucking fruit you absolute troglodyte. Why are you even here?
It's a red circular fruit that grows on trees (apple trees) and it grows once a year. They could be green, yellow, and red. They also could be red and green or green and yellow you get it.
I ate the apple from the tree
Adam and Eve fucked up by eating the forbidden apple
by IwantYourBeans November 30, 2020
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