Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

angry anal attack

Wen u shove ya loave up a biches"s ass crack after she was pissed at u for smokin all da weed.

Clarees wad pissed at meh for smokin all da dope,so i gave da bicth an angry anal attack,ya know wat im sayin.

by Dum albino jew rhino April 2, 2017

pepsi max anal

The act of shoving a Pepsi Max can up a partners rectum in order to shock or confuse them.

"I gave that bitch a dose of pepsi max anal, the bitch deserved it lol" said john.

"what the fuck is wrong with you" said jimmy in reply.

by pepsi anal May 22, 2022

anal dry heaves

They're like the dry heaves for your ass.

That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.

by macweirdo42 February 24, 2008

post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.

I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!

by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010

anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

Anal she wrote

Sticking a sharpie into a girls ass with the tip pointed out. You then have sex with said girl doggy-style, and when you are done decipher what "she wrote."

While doing "anal she wrote," it looks like she drew a panda.

by Mr. Sam-da-Man April 7, 2010