Universe Damnit

A non-religious and atheist/agnostic-appropriate of expressing "God Damnit".

Universe Damnit! Wtf is happening? Don't you dare tell me that!

you are hot af, universe damnit! bs!

by LingDanc803 September 27, 2023

Steven Universe

The world's most elaborate 'Your mom' joke

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Universe?
Person 2: Yeah I just got up to the episode about his mom
Person 1: You're gonna have to be more specific

by Porky Fish October 4, 2023

Her Universe

A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)

"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"

by I'm-having-fun December 2, 2020

Middlesex University

Middlesex University is the smallest in the UK, the events are shit but wildddd. People who go here are hard af

Middlesex University is so small

by Kat007 December 17, 2020

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

across the universe

A sexual act that consist of sucking a vagina while singing to "Across the Universe" by The Beatles. When the girl/person with vagina comes, they have to scream "OH JOHN".

-Hey Brad you won't believe me, yesterday I went to Emily's house and we did a dirty across the universe
-OMG mate you're lucky

by 1lucabrera October 21, 2020