Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Toe curl

When u curl your feet when they are cold

It was super chilly last night bro, the wind gave me the biggest toe curl

by Op10 January 16, 2024

Toe bird

When you only have four toes which are birds, which just happen to be named Jameson, Margaret, Bertrude, and the other one.

Eg. "Hey dude did you see my toe birds?"

"No, how is Jameson doing?"

by tekiiee March 8, 2024

Charlie's Toes

The most scrumptious and delicious type shit you'll ever taste. EUUUGHHH!! This shit is so DELICIOUS. Honestly, y'all gotta try em. Find a charlie, take off his socks and shoes and start suckin'

Charlie's Toes gotta be a full course meal at this point

by Your long lost brother May 12, 2024

Toe butter

A cream that contains nifedipine and pentoxyphylline that is prescribed for a variety of vascular conditions that affect the toes. This toe butter has been found to improve pain and blood flow to the toes in conditions like Raynauds, COVID toes, and scleroderma.

Toe butter is the only treatment that has helped my COVID toes.

by Everythingdonut January 25, 2022

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023