Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

anita max wyn

A showcase of needing the max win but Drake-ified.

Ladies with gentle hands : “Which win do you need?”
Guy (Probably Drake): “Anita max wyn.”
Another guy in the corner: “Is that ur alter ego lol”

by arteriosclerosis February 12, 2024

Max

Biggest scumbag on earth

Scummmbaggg maxxx

by Maccxxxxxxxx March 11, 2019

Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.

Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.

by sookyhehe November 22, 2021

Max

The best or the best kind of something

“Have a max time!” “That movie was really the max!”

by Phodieuym July 11, 2023