Beer can

A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.

The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Beer Fairy

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast

That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!

by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012

Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.

I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.

by Spudnut October 6, 2012

Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.

Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken

by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012

Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Beer Flip

The act of doing a flip into a pool with a opened beer in hand. One hand must be covering the top of the beer and when the jumper surfaces he must chug the beer.

Friend #1: Yo Karol do a beer flip!
Friend #2: DO IT! YOU WON'T DO IT!
Karol: *Performs a beer flip off the diving board*

by stevedub July 30, 2012