World war X

Alright I don't think that will exist

Like how can I get info about World War X?

by Some guy here for no reason August 25, 2021

War hero

Somebody decorated with medals like a silver star or Congressional medal of honor.

You don't really think that guy is a war hero or even a warrior at all, you think he's a bureaucrat. You just want to make yourself look respectful to other people.

by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021

Great Badussy War

A war between Floptropica and Da Boyz from 1914 to 1918. The war ended with a peace treaty written by Tonyloni Lopezin after 635,873 citizens were killed, and 8,642,378,623 were maimed

My wig got snatched in the Great Badussy War

by I SVCKED 83 DEEKS IN THIS BITH May 19, 2023

Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds

Greg challenged me to a Belgian Waffle War

by MooseMatthewsen August 09, 2022

war chaud

The act of getting a chode while watching violent images. You haven't quite gotten a wargasm yet.

That soldier got a war chaud when he saw his company's plane explode above him

by The 40k guy September 21, 2013

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 18, 2021

seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 January 29, 2016