Band Kid

A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.

They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.

Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!

by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023

Logo Kid

A Kid that pretens that he/she is 35 year old (or 30/45 year old) and destroys logo that people spend a hard time remakeing.

Logo Kid. Logo Kids etc.

by Erwan47 August 10, 2023

70s kid

Anyone born from 1967 to 1974.

Adult 1: I was under 12 in the 70s so I was a 70s kid.

by Dr3658 August 17, 2023

John (kid)

Stupid truckin’ kid always being nozy

.ur acting like John (kid)

by Merpaderpee August 18, 2023

Interface kid

11 year olds in the vocalost media community that are too obsessed with interface that their whole personality is based off it

Person 1: “did you know Im the most popular kid in the class
Person 2 “gaaaaa tanoshi tanoshi I am going to kill u”
Person 1 “it’s an interface kid stfu”

by BallZack9000 August 26, 2023

Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.

My wife Kid Rocks daily.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

perm kid

one of those 'popular kids' whos name is probably chad or luke, perm kids play football, never admit that theyre in the wrong, never have any good comebacks, and theyre always thinking theyre the best at everything when of course, they are not, and of course they always have a perm

look at that perm kid dude hes so fucking annoying

by that_one_guy_on_the_internet November 25, 2021