Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

tea

This is actually my fav drink

There a lots of differnet flavours

Do you want some tea?
What tea flavour do you have?

Just sit down on the school floor and drinks peac h tea

by sailorhurts28 December 3, 2017

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023

Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Tea

something this one chick says on Tik Tok

HERES👏👏 THE MF-ING👏👏 TEAAA

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSDKDKKDKDKDK

by Ur mom 234 April 25, 2019

Tea Bashing

When you are gossiping about someone in a very harsh and mean manner.

It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.

Girl 1: Did you hear all the gossip Sarah was saying about Laura?

Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.

by bipirate November 4, 2021