talking into god’s telephone

When one is throwing up into a toilet

I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.

by grdn79 August 22, 2023

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

by Fourk January 20, 2020

Talking Tongues

A play of words where, instead of speaking in another language, the normal meaning of the term two people communicate their thoughts and feelings through a voracious make-out session. Most likely originated from people who, despite being into each other, were unable to communicate verbally and spontaneously decided to make out with each other instead.

Belle and Max spent the night strictly talking tongues at a local bar. Fuck if there was anything else they could do over the loud music and noise.

by The_Unofficial February 3, 2018

talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Don't Talk

1. "Don't talk" is the short-hard for "you can't talk", or "says you!". It is to be used when someone at your skill level or lower is telling you that you are trash or bad; implying that they are better than you at the task you are performing.

1. "You're actually so trash." "Oh, Don't talk"

by Kittenover9000 October 21, 2023

We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!

Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.

by bean keeper February 23, 2022