riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 14, 2022

mullet ride

The act of eating a cooter, she grabs your mullet so you can’t stop. Aka “Free Mullet Ride”

“Jenny, want a Mullet Ride?” “Hell yes, but excuse my furry cooter!”

by HillbillyCousinFucker April 14, 2020

trick-riding

Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session

Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.

by Irene Repogle June 10, 2017

riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

no ride

The disability of acquiring a means of transport, usually used by a "Flaker" or "Loafer" as a pathetic excuse to serve their own condition.

"NO RIDE DOESNT MEAN FLAKE" -Carson (a known "Flaker")

by fuck y ou gaybowser July 9, 2023

riding the pineapple

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

by dghost September 7, 2011