missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023

Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

Riding the Hulk

Nursing the urge to go to the toilet

That one was close, I was really riding the hulk back there

by Bert-Ro December 24, 2021

Pussy-Back Ride

(A sexual act) A guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride whilst her pussy rubs up and down his bumpy spine.

“Dude I can’t believe that he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride, I didn’t know that they were freaky like that.”

“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”

by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023

ride and cheese

When a women is riding a male and he screams I’m gonna cut the cheese as he busts inside of her

Girl 1: Omg guys last night me and Gary tried to ride and cheese and it was so hot.
Girl 2: Me and Nathan have to try this

by Alexis Burns August 31, 2021

Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.

“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Ride Friend

An acquaintance who has a vehicle who doesn't charge you gas money and is generally available. They are not really your friend, but you hit them up when you need a ride. They are your ride friend.

Reggie: "I hate my name. Why am I named Reggie?"
Jayson: "I don't know. Can you ask your bro with a car to take us to the party? You know your ride friend?"
Reggie: "Yeah, sure. I'm having a big crisis over my identity now though. Cant' you help me?"
Jayson: "Yeah, easy. We'll call you "the Terror"from now on. Now hit up your ride friend or I'll call you R.G. and you know

what that may stand for..."
Reggie: "The Terror is texting as we speak."

by von groovy July 11, 2024