Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico January 01, 2022
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Social currency

A disease you get from a public toilet seat while reviewing your Amex bill.
Bill got social currency at the restroom at the mall
by Tomba987Q May 02, 2011
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Social Needia

A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.
Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
by Apokamptos April 26, 2015
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social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
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socially slutty

a person who hasn't been responsible during quarantine/shelter in place and has been hanging out with other people they don't live with
(S)he's been socially slutty and I know they had some drinks with friends at a house party in late April. Don't hangout with them in person yet, just in case.
by chuckdnguyen May 18, 2020
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Social Greed

Someone who doesn't like other people's social media posts, but wants everyone to like their posts.

Basically a hater & narcissist.
Howard suffers from Social Greed.
by New Language November 06, 2019
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