October 19th

The day a clown was born.

Friend 1:Hey its October 19th you know what that means
Friend 2: yeah you were born

by Clownbitch420 October 18, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush for nudes day!

“Hey sally can i have your nudes?”
“ No”
“ it’s october 26”
“Ugh ok”

by You mum gay October 20, 2019

october 4th

national slap an incel day! this holiday started in 1066 after a women named kelly clarkson got annoyed at king henry the eighth for calling her a dishwasher. its the most well known holiday ever and is frowned upon if one does not participate.

girl 1:'brads been posting misogynistic shit all summer but todays october 4th! hes dead.'
girl 2:'finally'

by bugs123 October 1, 2020

October 11

Pimp season

On October 11, is where all the pimps do their thing (double relationships, sexting, cheating, etc)

by Skrilla6505 October 11, 2020

25 of october

National Skrimp Day in British Columbia, Canada

Connor: Hey Nathan guess what?
Nathan: What's up?
Connor: Its the 25 of october, you know what that means
Nathan: What does that mean?
Connor: It's national Skrimp day

by The Conndor October 25, 2019

October 32nd

Why did you look this up? It’s not even a real day. Are you stupid or something?

Why did you look up October 32nd?

by Fortnite is super gay October 30, 2019

October 10

National Kiss your girl bestie day

Go ahead and kiss em (don’t matter if your a guy or gal)

Guy: Oh shit it’s October 10..
Girl: What?
Guy: BABBIES

by PeachyKat October 21, 2019