mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades

"I love using my mom code!"

by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017

Your mom

Ugly

Your mom is your mom

by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

GG mom

This means that you beat your mother ate something and made her feel good about it.

GG mom you did great.

by Your Couisn Frank October 13, 2020

Yusuf’s mom

A mom who is a dirty Yemeni who likes rim jobs and nobody tells Yusuf because he is and Indian who tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at

Me: Yusuf's mom is such a dirty Yemeni

Friend: I know right

Me: we should ask her for a rim job

Friend:let’s go

Me: nvm Yusuf’s mom is a dirty Yemeni

by Youngdagger dick July 28, 2019

Dan's Mom

The biggest milf out there. Rumor has it she once took a horse cock in every hole of her body. This mom has the perfect ass to tits ratio, and fucks any male she sees. This women is an extremely elegant whore who is willing to do anything for a nice taste of cock. This is the type of women to fuck the whole baseball, basketball, football and hockey team within a week.

Yo man, I would love to absolutely obliterate Dan's mom.

by Joseph letova March 31, 2021

soccer mom

Middle Ages White Women who love to take their kids to play soccer only to be picked up by black ghetto men with 19 inches dicks

Diana: Hey Charlie, you are such a soccer mom , you keep hanging out after your kids soccer match.
Charlie: Ya of course, I want to find a nice black guy for tonight

by The three Whales September 22, 2017

your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

by ohfuckitsLeigh June 6, 2009