Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.

My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.

by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022

Brown Pants Moment

It is characterized by chrushing your sprit when you try on an article that you were excited about and it makes you feel the worst you ever have about yourself in your life.

Anneliese, I'm having a brown pants moment right now.

by wizardingworldpants March 8, 2022

Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but you try n' deny it

person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"

by andersite March 14, 2022

Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.

Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.

by Shees Dehkan March 29, 2021

Classic AD moment

When your homie AD does something that looks funny af

man when AD had gay buttsex with that hobo that was a Classic AD moment

by Bruce magnum April 12, 2021

Rare high moment

I have no idea wtf this actually means but I hear it a lot on 2fort servers.

Demoman: *Dies from trolldier in 2fort*
Trolldier: *Hits the Schadenfreude*

Game chat:

The crusty brinkstruck (trolldier): Rare high moment
Demoman: MEDIC!

"Bro what the actual fuck does 'rare high moment' actually mean?"

"Not a fuckin' clue cunt."

by Poseidon poop June 15, 2023

Epic Gabriel Moment

When someone has an outburst of transphobia and slurs.

"Did you hear about what (famous streamer) said on stream last night?"
"Yea, he had an Epic Gabriel Moment"

by Dell Latitude C600 February 21, 2022