I want my mom

When you feel lonely, troubled or sad and you need someone to hug you like your mom

Asking for directions: I want my mom someone help me
Seeking comfort : I feel sick I want my mom

I want my mom by Avance September 27, 2017

your not my mom 

You cant tell me what to do

Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM

your not my mom by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017

Hustling at home mom 

Like a Stay At Home Mom SAHM, but with side gigs or a side "hustle" to still bring in an income for her family.

I quit my job to be a hustling at home mom!
What do you do? I am a hustling at home mom!

Hustling at home mom by PrettyDebtless January 3, 2018

you're mom xd 

When you mistakenly write "you're" instead of "your".

Guy1: lol

Guy:2 you're mom xd
Guy:1 wtf

you're mom xd by JuulKing March 8, 2018

You'er Mom Gey 

The Godly insults given by thy "smart people" some never truely never understand the real, and harsh words that come from ones lips when saying this insult to another. The only way to truely deflect this harsh, harsh insult is to summon the minds of the gods and reply "no u" it will save you'er life. Only mere mortals do not understand the grammar written to understand the harshness of these insults.

"Hey CHARLIE you'er mom gey"
"No u"
'NO U! You'er mom triple gey"

You'er Mom Gey by _You'ermomgey_ April 6, 2018

enu’s mom 

The biggest fattest witch on the planet

Wow, Enu’s mom really cant sing

enu’s mom by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019

Ricky's Mom 

Orange ginger mom
Single and is a free ride
She's a whale of a time

Ricky's mom is thick.

Ricky's Mom by John3Doe January 27, 2019