Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.

Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!

by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022

Jake

THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS

JAKE ACCEPT MY COMPLEMENTS YOU JERKWAD

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Jake

Jake is probably the worst person to walk the planet. Jake is the most stupidest person you could ever meet. If you meet a Jake, avoid him. Jake is always the kind of guy who will instantly hate you. He will find a way to pick on you, no matter what. He is just a jerk. Nobody likes him. If you regretfully befriend a Jake, make sure to instantly stay away from him. Jake is a really bad person who deserves nothing good that happens to him. Jake is one of the most ugliest people to ever be seen.

This is what a Jake is truly like, no matter what people say.

A: Who is that stupid kid?
B: Oh, that is Jake, he is a bad person.

by DerpGod January 16, 2022

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

Jake

Short

Did you see how short Jake is? Looks like an Oompa Loompa that one

by Edgelord69420 January 18, 2022

Jake le

Sexy Asian kid that makes girls wetter then niagra falls

Jake Le is making all the girls over there so wet

by Orrange_ January 19, 2022

Jake Paul

The loser of the internet with millions of 8-year old's watching him. Another word for "the scum on your shoe" or "the reason murder isn't legal but should be for certain people."

Person 1: Look, there's ______!
Person 2: I hate him, he acts like a Jake Paul.

by Jaylamazing1 January 19, 2022