'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.
by Gonnaeatu February 21, 2015
Get the Turkish Polar Bearmug. The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.
by John the kid with a haircut May 25, 2016
Get the care bear slammug. to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.
"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."
by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015
Get the teddy bear crushmug. in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
Get the bad news bearsmug. by a space lobster March 2, 2021
Get the bears vs babiesmug. When a man nuts inside a woman and continues to fuck her until she herself orgasms. Then the man must pull out and plug her flaps with a bottle of whipping cream, and releases it inside the pussy. He then must add an assortment of toppings, which include: sprinkles, miniature marshmellows, chocolate and strawberry sauce, one single pitted cherry, and gummy bears. The man upon the completion of the meal, must consume the confection in one single mouthful while in the 69 position.
Person 1: yo, bro, did you fuck that girl from the bar?
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly
Person 2: yeah, I did more than fuck.
Person 1: what did you do then?
Person 2: Gummy Bear Sundae
Person 1: bro
Person 2: exactly
by WhereHaveYouJon January 5, 2019
Get the Gummy Bear Sundaemug. by coltonisaginger April 10, 2010
Get the The Himilayian Tree Bearmug.