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ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.
by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017
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screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016
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A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.
Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.
by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019
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squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants
John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.
by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017
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Sassy pants

When Maia is giving unnecessary attitude to Levi
Why do u always wake up at night”

“U ask me like i know

“Ok sassy pants”
by Fartlover27372 May 25, 2023
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