when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new
They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User
by sakiv January 08, 2011
The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."
Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"
Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"
Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
by jsea483 January 11, 2011
When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)
The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).
The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).
Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.
by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008
The embarrassing situation where one's unpopularity is revealed by a disappointingly low number of public birthday wishes on one's Facebook wall, especially in comparison to others in one's peer group.
"Hey Steve, just looked at your wall and saw only three people wished you a happy birthday? WTF?!"
"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("
"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("
by MP123 April 10, 2010
A laptop used solely for the purpose of checking facebook. All it needs is a folder for pictures and internet explorer/firefox.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
A person will see a laptop around, and identify it as a 'portable facebook machine'
Often times, people who are facebook whores sit together and use their portable facebook machines and stalk the same cute person of the opposite gender.
Chris: yo let me use your portable facebook machine!!
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
Shyam: my what?
Chris: your laptop!
Shyam: whatever queer
by g-diggity November 04, 2007
When your profile picture doesn't look like you, but it looks worse than what you look like in real life. (Can also apply to myspace, but particularly facebook)
Guy:Have you seen my profile pic???
Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.
Guy: Oh really? Thanks.
Girl:OMG its horrible. You have a serious case of Facebook Disease (FBD). You look way better in person.
Guy: Oh really? Thanks.
by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008