Egg McMuffin

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.

"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

egg

Bald person DO NOT EAT!!! I accidentally ate a bald person because someone called them an egg and got arrested for 17 years DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE!!

*talking to a bald person*
"Hahahaha you're an egg!"

by Ooferus February 23, 2023

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace

They used to only sell eggs, but now they range from all sorts of top-notch food items.

Yoshi's Egg Marketplace sells eggs.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Lover's Egg Roll

When you wrap your dick in rice paper and dunk it in duck sauce.

My girl wanted Chinese food so I gave her a "lover's egg roll".

by Kokus_Wild March 1, 2024

egg faucet

egg faucet is a person who has accomplished more then totalledword203 ever will

tyler: egg faucet is better then totalled
me: yes he is

by eggfaucet February 24, 2024

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017