douche nug

A nug that comes out of your stinky nasty cooch when you douche.

You're a douche nug.
A douche nug just came out of me!

by Notic420 September 18, 2015

tumbler douche

A fag who has the "most wicked" hair style but only they think so. They spend all day and night on the computer being a emo cunt.

That kid is a tumbler douche.

Yeah look at his hair haha.

by notreallnameokau September 8, 2015

Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.

Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.

by LaineAnn June 21, 2011

douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche bag

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.

he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.

by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010

douche conoe

A fuck face dude who is a total prick to others and doesn't give a fuck what anyone has to say.

He's such a douche conoe

by Princess_sky December 28, 2016

Douche Bag

A term that is used to define the actions/outbursts of a first year Creative Communications student.

90% of the time this word is used in a playful manner.

God Conor, you are being such a douche bag.

Wow, that Ezra Ginsburg can be such a D bag sometimes.

We will impeach that douche bag class rep. Impeach the D Bag Conor Lloyd.

by Conor Lloyd June 11, 2008