Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.
by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019
Get the Dadmug. 
The type of Dad that can show you just how much he loves you even though he is in heaven. Every step you take he is still with you and looking out for you no matter what comes your way. The type of Dad whose presence is always felt close by no matter where you are in life.
Emotions filled the room from everyone in it…. The lights flickered out of nowhere. She spoke aloud calling out to him “Amazable Dad I know your there”. A peace came over her and she knew it was time to leave the chaos surrounding her.
by MagicalIndigoLight May 17, 2022
Get the amazable dadmug. Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.
by paulallen11 July 26, 2022
Get the DAD CARmug. 
The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 1, 2020
Get the Dad jokemug. Yes he did left, He not coming back, Has a new family, left to go get the milk and never came back. EVRE. and bristin is a loser because he has no dad.
Such as why did bristin's dad left. Because he was being dumb and such as why my dad left he to go get milk then he came back but not bristin's dad
by Thatswhatthisis November 21, 2021
Get the Bristin's dad leftmug.