David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 29, 2024

big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter

The big lip David walked on the bus

by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

by Parity April 7, 2022

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.

Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?

by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023