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Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
by Blackpanther December 13, 2012
mugGet the Bonesmug.

Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
mugGet the Stranger Boningmug.

Bone broth

Refers to a viscous and slightly opaque fluid that emanates from an erection.

It is sometimes added to soups and sauces by restaurant workers.

It is an acquired taste. Some proponents argue that drinking pineapple juice enhances the flavor.
Ex 1 - I dun got fire from the Long John Silver's, after I put my bone broth in the tartar sauce.

Ex 2 - I fell asleep watching The Golden Girls and woke up with bone broth spilled in my pants.
by SteviaRayVaughan June 4, 2024
mugGet the Bone brothmug.

Rogue Boning

1) plastic stays or “boning” within a corset or bra that come loose or move out of place, resulting in bruising, soreness or hairline fractures of the ribs;

2) often unplanned, extraordinary sexual encounters of the circus kind.
1) After hearing something snap and feeling a sharp stab, I realized rogue boning was responsible for the discomfort in my bra.

2) Seatbelts, center consoles and the tight space of the Corvette never kept me and my guy from a little rogue boning, if you know what I mean.
by NemesisDuJour April 21, 2010
mugGet the Rogue Boningmug.

bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
mugGet the bone-smashingmug.

Bones Day

(No) Bones Day is when people rely on a pug to know whether to do chores or not
It's a No Bones Day! Looks like I can be lazy!
by ZanetheBane November 8, 2021
mugGet the Bones Daymug.

Danny bones

biggest scruff in the uk if ur bike gets robbed its probs him and if u see some spice master of his face on heroin then thats him also he rapes little boys in his council house
by spunkbubble163 December 11, 2019
mugGet the Danny bonesmug.

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