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Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.
by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018
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bird kiss

Bird kissing is when you give your partner gentle, small kisses on the cheeks.
Hey bro, I was with that beautiful girl last night and she gave me a bunch of bird kisses. Cutest thing ever!
by HansGetMeMyRifle June 27, 2022
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skwawk bird

by Sucklotsofball May 11, 2022
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Plantes bird

She was a real plantes bird at that party last week...
by Kate minden March 21, 2017
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Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep
Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic
by Slightysativa April 26, 2024
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Bird's Nest

When you pack a perfect bowl in a pyrex so it looks just like a bird's nest. Usually requires about a five chunk depending on pipe size.
Man lets go pack a Bird's Nest before we go to the Co-Op Christmas party.
by Jared Scott April 18, 2006
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Bird Tatoos

Tattoos typically worn by tranvestites or gender fluid people. The notion is that their sexual orientation is transient as is signified by the moving bird.
Did you see the bird tatoos on (him/her)?”
“I did, I would have never known that they got a sex change!”
by that guy001001 September 26, 2019
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