Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.

Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.

by serentimmy85 November 24, 2021

Alex

Four seasons. Skate 3. Kids club.

Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.

by panko1 April 24, 2023

Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.

“Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
“Uh oh”

by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022

Alex

me.

my name is Alex

by Your pseudonym backwards December 20, 2019

Alex rider

This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.

Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.

But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack

"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

Alex giraud

The most beautifulest soul you'll ever meet!

He's cheesy, but romantic...
Lovely green hazel eyes, you get lost just by glancing at them.
Sees the good in everyone, gives out more chances than he should.
He's so very incredibly handsome 100/10. All the girls he's ever came across seem to always so easily fall in love with him.
Faithful to one girl.
Wonderful & simply amazing.

I want an Alex Giraud in my life.

Look, that's Alex Giraud, isn't he just dreamy.

OMG you mean Alex Giraud?!! Who doesn't like him?

by mrsgiraud47 November 24, 2021

Alex appreciation day

This day is to appreciate anyone named Alex. If you know someone named Alex, or are even taken by someone named Alex. Let them know your appreciation for them, and let them know that they're loved.

me: "bro its Alex appreciation day do you know what that means?"

friend: "no? whats it mean?"

me: "it means we have to contact anyone named Alex, and tell them how much we appreciate them."

by golden_the_proto July 19, 2023