fresh water whales

Fat people trying to swim in a pool.

Fresh water whales can't play basketball in water or land.

by john dogood December 1, 2014

water ski enema

When a fall during water-skiing results in a strong propulsion of water up the rear end.

I suffered a water ski enema and had the runs for three days.

My brother-in-law drives the boa so fast if you fall you are guaranteed a water-ski enema.

by really dontcare October 25, 2015

Water Bottle Big

When describing to another female the size of her partners penis without using numbers.

Like oh my God Kelly it was like water bottle big.

by jbelasi January 25, 2016

water country usa

Often shortened to just Water Country. It is an amazing water park in York County, Virginia. It is the better of the four water parks in Virginia. Although the slides are all immaculate, there is a large population of families with children. One of its rivals, Ocean Breeze, is located in Virginia Beach and sees mostly teens. Although Water Country isn't the best place to meet people of the opposite gender, it is a cool place to hang out during the summer.

Guy #1: Let's go to Ocean Breeze, it's way too hot to do anything else.
Guy #2: No way man, I just got a girlfriend and I don't want to be pushing the limits right away.
Guy #1: Alright let's go to Water Country USA instead.

by HanAssholeSolo August 28, 2017

Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

satan water falls

You’re period (for a woman ofc)

Boy- what’s wrong with you Girl- fucking Satan water falls as ruined my dress

by Cringethereal June 14, 2018