3 second rule

The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.
Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."
by GF May 13, 2006
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Ten Second Rule

Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.

Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal
*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*
by Chris-Thor August 11, 2007
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cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.
I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.
by A Pied Kiwi April 02, 2008
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10 percent rule

A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.
1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.

2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.
by Slaynerdsallday May 12, 2012
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Rule Number 8

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.
"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"
by Blackbird Pilot August 30, 2009
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Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.
Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*
by Sangki Song June 19, 2011
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Rule #357

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!!!
Dan

This is a generic example of Rule #357.
by joekelli April 09, 2007
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