Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

Dirty Nemo

The act of getting a blowjob while the person giving it is making a fish face while at a public beach.

Have you guys tried the Dirty Nemo? It is better then a normal blowjob

by Autism anus August 8, 2019

Dirty Howe

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except that after you Swisher, you rub the moisture from the back of your balls under your own nose; along the upper lip leaving a moustache like residue.

Sitting in the bleachers I swished, and then went to the bathroom to give myself a dirty howe.

by abigfan123 December 2, 2011

Dirty Putin

A Russian style of having sex with a woman. You put the dick in one hole and balls in the other and fuck both at the same time. It doesn’t which goes in which hole.

Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”

by Josh T. VanDuser September 12, 2018

dirty monokuma

When you're short and fall into a puddle or mud looking like an angry chibi bear.

John got into a dirty monokuma yesterday!

by cough cough memes July 29, 2020

Dirty Curtain

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012

Dirty Yuli

A girl who is from another country who stops you mid sex to describe how they do it in her country.

I was almost gonna nut, but she pulled a dirty Yuli on me

by TheAnnihil8or June 14, 2020