STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK
STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
Get the SOCIAL PET WORKmug. A condition on the body that when exposed to people if close proximity, shuts down and begins to vibrate at large speeds, causing instant death through exploding.
by Spicey_burrito May 5, 2020
Get the Social Distintitusmug. A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.
These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.
Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.
Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
Get the social media tunermug. Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."
Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
Get the Socialismmug. by Robert_345 June 12, 2012
Get the Social Bantermug. by Tomba987Q May 24, 2011
Get the Social currencymug. Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.
Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
Get the Socializingmug.