Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.

That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

Sticky Sandwich

When a group of men spunk at least 525ml each onto a cheese sandwich to then eat it.

Aye chabs should we make a sticky sandwich

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023

thigh sandwich

An action with two people, most often those in a relationship, wherein the female sandwiches the male's hips in her thicc thighs. This "smother session" is meant to bring comfort and relieve stress while healing starvation of intimate touch.

M: "Hey babe, can we do a thigh sandwich? I had a rough day today."
F: "Sure honey, come here."

by Ujiak June 26, 2025

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025

Make me my sandwich

Often used as a term you use on your wife or husband to assert your dominance or to just have them make you your sandwich

Make me my sandwich dammit or your fired

by CanIMakeMyLifeBetter October 18, 2019