Bologna Sandwich 

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

Bologna Sandwich by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018

Shit Sandwich 

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

Shit Sandwich by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

zipper sandwich 

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".

You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?

zipper sandwich by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018

Bologna Sandwich 

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.

Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.

Bologna Sandwich by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018

Pu$$y sandwich 

Finn Wolfhard (YES, the legend himself) once posted in his Instagram story a video of himself, saying “Pu$$y sandwich”. Now the bio of a lot of fanaccounts, is saying “Pu$$y sandwich”.

Person 1: “I just met a pu$$y sandwich!”
Person 2: “Really? What did he look like?”
Person 1: “ Like a pu$$y sandwich.

Pu$$y sandwich by Foodaboveeverything July 26, 2018

Raccoon sandwich 

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.

Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today

Raccoon sandwich by Chicken shop August 31, 2018

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

ham sandwich by Boss Punch October 2, 2018