Critical Theory of Power

The fancy academic way of saying “your ‘common sense’ is actually a cage.” It’s not about who shouts orders—it’s about how power hides in school curricula, job requirements, beauty standards, and even your own desires. You think you’re free? This theory shows how the system got you to want what keeps you down. Uses stuff like hegemony (consent disguised as culture) and biopower (control via health stats, not just cops). Goal? Unmask invisible chains so you can actually break them. Basically: the matrix, but with footnotes.

“Dude, why do I feel guilty for being poor?” “That’s the critical theory of power working as designed.”

Critical Theory of Power by Abzugal April 8, 2026

Chicago truffle power couple 

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

Chicago truffle power couple by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) 

A musical genre so niche it doesn't actually exist as of writing. A combination of two genres of completely different tastes and communities: Drum and Bass, and Power Metal. Imagined by MorningDuck in 2024, and conceived in 2025 by MorningDuck with "Final Coronation of the Frost Spirit".

The genre was imagined because of the emotions both genres gave. Drum and Bass is a generally exciting and radical genre, and Power Metal is a badass and emotional genre. MorningDuck thinks of combining the emotions genres give as "Musicalchemy".

Drum and Power hopes to build reinforcement with the synergy of the two genres and to bridge a gap between electronic music and metal, possibly inventing new genres, an example being djiddim (djent and riddim, as both genres mainly focus on rhythm).

(I don't really know how to do this with a genre that doesn't exist)

Example: This song, with its cool sounding artificial drums, and it's awesomeness with the electronic guitars (and possibly vocals), sounds like a Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) song.

Drum and Power (aka D&P/DNP) by morningduck September 15, 2025

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse! by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

no one man should have all that power 

What you say when something is too powerful

Examples

Bob: He can pick all the boogers in his nose out very fast without anyone noticing

Joe: No one man should have all that power

Steve: The battery lasts for 10 years while left on

Akmed: No one man should have all that power

Dan: He can stand backwards from the toiet and piss up over behind himself and right into the toilet.

Bob: Damn, no one man should have all that power

no one man should have all that power by TacticalTaco42069 February 9, 2019

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) 

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is really heavy shit that is a collaborative effort of curtain parties who are bound to play a part without boundaries or bias. Inc.UD

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) is published on(EY605792121FRref.code) *defi.net/definition/Simone-9%25E2%2581%25BF (we had to draw on the power of the enamies) for this one !
The ref.code is yet to be announced, till. ...*not a true site.

(si-mone-9 to the power of n) by Me : Tracy Grimshaw April 26, 2020

Does it look like i need your power 

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

Does it look like i need your power by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021