Null, codename the absolute unit is a true chad standing at 6’11 and has the physical strength rivaling that of a literal god, Null does not fear death, for he is death.
by Definitely not null. July 21, 2022

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"
Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021

Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-
Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-
Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!
by LemonBoiIsHappy May 10, 2023

Like a regular person, but everything they do is 10 times funnier. Think about it, every single thing they do is funnier than when a normal sized person does it.
I saw a normal sized person eating and thought nothing of it, but then I saw a fat person eating which was HILARIOUS!!
by LuminousYT August 9, 2025

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.
by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

by TeddyGames1 March 5, 2019
