Root beer float

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Beer Sheared

The end result of getting very drunk in the company of persons who happen to possess some form of razor or other hair-removing device.

"Drake, what happened to your hair?"

"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."

by fork my eye August 25, 2009

Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021

madison elle beer

the most gorgeous girlie in the world and has the kindest soul.

me- " i love madison elle beer so much she's beautiful" random bitches on the internet- "shes full of plastic shes so fake omg" like no tf

by tyler durden mb March 31, 2025

Beer

Beer is also known as teddybear. Unlikely by his name, he is the most uncaring and unloveble person. He is known for his joint-rolling talent. As some people might know, you should never fuck with a Beer. Because before you know, there are six Beers standing in front of you. Beers mostly come in packs.

O watch out there is an unloveble beer over there. Run before its too late.
Or I think that there is a sixpack of beers over there, get them!

by Rapunzel13 November 22, 2021

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025