Mr.Smith

The sexiest thing known to man. HE IS A SEX GOD. he makes women worship his footsteps

'hoist that tie up boi' - Mr.Smith

Mr.Smith by anneh1 June 16, 2011

mr. tell it 

To cockblock a guy by telling the girl he's a fag, douche, player, or any other insult to help discourage that girl from liking him.

Jake: You shouldn't get with Zach, he's a douche and a player and he's only going to use you
Girl: What? What are you talking about?
Jake: He's a dick, don't hook up with him.

*next day*
Zach: Wow, Jake is a mr. tell it. What a fag.

mr. tell it by Zatch S May 16, 2006

Mr Muz

An oversized plush toy (a bear) living in the confines of a psycho maniac girl's room and has to resort to the torture of her acid liquid flowing from her mouth every night.

There is only one Mr Muz in this world, and experts are still trying to solve the mind boggling mystery of finding this bear's location.

Mr Muz by Concherry March 3, 2009

mr strawford 

he is a posh twat, who is addicted to cleaning has hair which looks like a spider is crawling out of his head

HE IS A TWAT!!!

tech teacher mr strawford

mr strawford by joe pascoe May 16, 2010

Mr Hung Tongue

The man that lays his entire tongue over the top of a beer can

Mr Hung Tongue, AKA - "Frank The Hammer" slap wore my pussy out last night with his hung tongue!!!

Get a load of Mr. Hung Tongue there, it's stretched all over the top of that beer can...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh , Mr. Hung Tongue , you spread me wide !!!

Mr Hung Tongue by kelredhed May 22, 2010

Mr. Bridges

Mr. Bridges had a beautiful and warm heart for everyone who ended up on his doorstep of life. He was an ecology teacher at Gilbert High School who was appreciated by many students because he listened to what they had to say and offered help and advice no matter what. His words and kindness will live on in the hearts of many. Stay strong Mr. B, we'll be missing you. "Don't ever feel that you're alone." June 18, 1952-July 12, 2010

Person 1 "Who's your ecology teacher?"
Person 2 "Hang on let me check... Mr. Bridges."
Person 1 "LUCKY!!!"

Mr. Bridges by 143life July 19, 2010

mr_green

A very nice and helpful guy on IRC

dude, you've been mr_green'd!

mr_green by Scott_Yang November 10, 2010