cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.

Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!

by Habana Baba January 5, 2014

shifty's mouth

To tell a lie or tall story. Originates from Rush Green in Romford, Essex. Shifty is a well known exaggerator from that area, and the term "Shifty's mouth" or " to Shifty" has also been heard as far as Ramsgate in Kent, England.

He told me he was at the pictures last night, "Shifty's mouth", he was with me all last night.

by Couch Potato April 10, 2015

jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

The act of sticking your stragot of a friends balls in you mouth and hugging them all around

friend 1: Can i jiggle-um-balls in yo mouth

Friend 2: Hell yeah bro

by Billy bob mother fucking joe January 15, 2022

Mouth Juggling

The act of one using their tongue to "juggle" testicles that are in their mouths.

"Dude, Sarah gives awesome head, you should've seen her mouth juggling skills!"

by Sarpa May 25, 2016

Magikarp Mouth

When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp

Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth

by A. RANDOMGUY August 24, 2021

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!

Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,

by Sexydimma October 1, 2013