Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Max

Max is always an awesome friend no matter what, he's always nice and will never make you feel bad

I have the best friend ever, his name is Max

by Astro90041 May 28, 2022

Max M

Max M faggot extremely homophobic asshole.
No likes him because of his massive nipples and tiny ballsack. If u see max you know dudes are coming.

ShitMax M is coming run he’ll give you gay faggot syndrome

by Josh’s should s b December 23, 2019

Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx

Max is pengggg

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.

“That Max got no chat girl”

“Max is gone in 60 seconds”

by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021

max white

max is sexy and i am in love with them if u see this please kiss me on my hot mouth

max white: "blah blah blah"
me: "kiss me xx"

by youtoastbread January 9, 2024

Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.

That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.

by smellyhells June 25, 2025