Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.
by anonymous October 28, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by Kendric Lamar April 1, 2019
Get the Scutterd To The Maxmug. by cancerhead81 November 21, 2021
Get the Max Blenkmug. by sookyhehe November 22, 2021
Get the Maxmug. Is a kind hearted man who most likely will chase after the out spoken girls. Very cute and usually can be seen wearing a cross necklace. Is not the best at dancing but still does it for the sake of the memories. At first he may seem idiotic but later you’ll see he is actually smart but hides it because it’s not his personality. Most of your friends will hate him for no reason even though he is super nice and will love you till the day he dies
by XxPoloXx April 14, 2022
Get the Maxmug. Ladies with gentle hands : “Which win do you need?”
Guy (Probably Drake): “Anita max wyn.”
Another guy in the corner: “Is that ur alter ego lol”
Guy (Probably Drake): “Anita max wyn.”
Another guy in the corner: “Is that ur alter ego lol”
by arteriosclerosis February 12, 2024
Get the anita max wynmug. The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug.