Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Chai Hard

An in-your-face hippy

That Chai Hard won't shut up about vipassana

by Connor VanV June 12, 2019

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

Dapper Harding

Dapper Harding is the dog of Izzy Harding and adopted brother of Hope Harding. Dapper was born in the spring of 2017. Dapper is a Plott Hound.

1: Is Dapper Harding too good?
2: Yeah, Dapper is such a swag dog tbh.

by oscaroscar April 16, 2021

Hard

Something solid, stable, or strong

My penis was very hard when you came into the room

by ExtremeFault February 29, 2020

Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022