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My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
by hdsbunny December 18, 2020
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slay the house down boots

its an extended use of the word "slay". slay is used to describe an action, as in, "she's slaying right now". saying "slay the house down boots" is telling someone to "slay", or do something amazing.
"slay the house down boots sis!" - is telling the person to slay, or do something amazing.

"sis is slaying the house down boots!"- "slaying the house down boots", in this scenario, is describing her action. her action is very amazing, therefore requiring the person to say that she is "slaying the house down boots".
by slaying.on.the.slayly July 24, 2022
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Lake Erie Light House

When you take an air horn and shove it up someone's ass.
He was being a little mouthy so I gave him a Lake Erie Light House. That shut him up.
by Edwin J. Hill April 17, 2009
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Crudely Drawn Crayon House

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.
Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.
by The Heretic December 5, 2007
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back door at the white house

having anal sex with a white girl,
her parents are all, white picket fence and white house, last night i went to the back door at the white house with her.
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
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Hott Tree House Sex

A word used to describe those who are extrememly bangin'. It cannot be used on those who are just hott. You have to be hott and THEN SOME. You have to be utterly orgasmic and make women croon whenever they see you to be dubbed as Hott Tree House Sex. It can also be combined with other phrases. Like Cliche Cherry Poppin' Prom Night Sex.
Monica: Constantine was looking mighty fine on American Idol today
Katie: I LOVE CONSTANTINE! HE IS CLICHE CHERRY POPPIN' HOTT SEX IN A TREE HOUSE!
by Katalina March 16, 2005
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Dropping the Obama's at the White House

Instead of using, taking the browns to the Superbowl or dropping the Cosbys at the pool, another way for saying you gotta take a dump. The Obama's are brown and the White House is white = Poop is brown and toilet bowl is white.
I am dropping the Obama's at the White House, i will be out in a minute.

Obama
by tbagger79 April 16, 2010
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