Oklahoma Road Middle School

A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"

ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.

He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!

Yea, then lets get our nails done!

Dude, guys don't do that?

Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?

Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!

by lynxsong February 17, 2010

charles darwin middle school

The school that kids from "My gym partner's a monkey" go to. The show is pretty much pointless. It's about a boy named Adam Lion and he is moved to Charles Darwin Middle (Charles Darwin the theory of evolution). So, he gets a gym partner thats a monkey with a huge ass and its pretty much about hijinks of a boy with problems and a monkey with an ass he likes to show off.

Charles Darwin Middle School is a place for learning.

by Stevepower August 10, 2006

Neil Armstrong Middle School

A shitty ass middle school that has confusing hallways and a generally bad staff with the exception of a few teachers. It's the home of bad, pointless rules and the infamous buddy room. Kids here do stupid shit here like try to get high off cough medicine. Considered by many to be the worst two years of their life.

Kid 1: Dude do you remember that one time at Neil Armstrong Middle School?

Kid 2: I hated that school! DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT!

by Former NAMS student June 18, 2011

Fox Ridge Middle School

To be such a fucking booty school that everyone sucks dick there it’s honestly that bad no one likes there dumb ass rules fucking ass school

Defined as I hate Fox Ridge Middle School with a passion “Oh my god I can see your sholders”

“FISHY got cancer”
“Fuck this shit I hope the school burns down”

by Ireallywantfoodrightnow123 October 3, 2018

Wilbur Wright Middle School

Middle School In Munster Indiana That Thinks they are the best at everything. they are totally fucktastic about sports and the teachers there are rude and mean. They think everyone in the school has to get straight A's to even have a chance of succeeding. They also care more about there sports teams than there students grades.

Lol You go to Wilbur Wright Middle School, That school sucks.

by MewOFdeath April 12, 2009

Thorne Middle School

Thorne is an amazing place where the most amazing people go. the sixth graders are nice and so are the 7th and 8th graders (well some of them!). Everyone at Thorne is a family, and we treat each other like brothers and sisters. All in all, Thorne is better than bayshore and thompson, just sayin'. peaceee=)

Thorne Middle School is hot, and an amazing place 2 be.

by thornelover<333 March 6, 2011

Lake Region Middle School

Like Lake Region High School LRMS is located in Naples, Maine. Here at the middle school you can find a whole variety of kids such as; furries, hoes, rednecks, speds, Juul gangs and of course the infamous Juice Cult. You may be asking yourself wtf is a Juice Cult? Well, the Juice Cult is comprised of mostly kids from 8th grade Kineo. This cult has been taken over by the furries and weirdos but fun fact, it will be in the 2019 yearbook ;) These weirdos stand in a circle with a juice box in the middle and chant "JUICE" nonstop. If you're lucky when you walk into the bathroom you could run into what I like to call a Juul gang. These "juul gangs" are notorious for standing in a circle in the bathroom like idiots passing around a vape. LRMS is also home to the obnoxious kids who decide that it's a good idea to carry a speaker and blast music everywhere they go. LRMS also houses all the hoes who decide its a good idea to kick start their own scoliosis by breaking their back anytime they're around a guy. Also 99.9% of the time you can sow up wearing pretty much nothing because these crazy feminists killed our dress code. After reading this I'm positive that you're most likely praying that you will never have to attend this monstrosity of a school. For some reason we get new kids every two days and they change the grading system every 2 seconds just to give ya a little scare. To sum this up, LRMS is not the place to be idek why I go here tbh. ~~~ 8th grade Kineo student, year 2019

Guy 1- Yo, you see that girl over there? She's got a nice ass!
Guy 2- Nah bro look at her back, I bet she went to Lake Region Middle School

by mmmrrr May 21, 2019