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free body diagram

a general solution applies to all physics mechanics questions. whenever a teacher asks you everything about physics, just reply "because of the free body diagram" its indeed the correct answer to the question ;)
Q:why a drone can accelerate upward?
A:because of free body diagram!
by sin gui December 18, 2022
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free raid

when someone leaves there yeezys outside there locker and there in ur size its time to free raid
Andrew got his new Timbs free raided last week
by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
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free vaping

when you openly vape in an area
I'm free vaping.
She's free vaping in there!
Time to free vape!
by emmaegg March 9, 2022
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Gluten free

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.
"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"
by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019
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