Pay me in nature

Exchanging services and favor for other physical activities, mainly sex. For example, a friends asks you to help her move her mattresses to her new place and says "How can I repay you?" and you say "You can pay me in nature." :)

A: "Hey man, can you give me a ride from the airport, I'll pay you back!"
B: "Sure, I'll be there. You can pay me in nature."

by ioanadarh August 30, 2011

crack me up

when someone says something funny and you start laughing uncontrollably you say "YOU CRACK ME UP!"

person 1: he is planning world freckelation!
person 2 who is laughing uncontrollably: dude! u crack me up!

by golden weirdo July 20, 2008

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 01, 2004

cracking me up

Making me laugh

You are cracking me up!

by bradk October 02, 2013

fuck me mate

1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.

1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"

by tom metcalfe September 01, 2006

you're growing on me

the more i hang out with you, the more i like you

I don't really know you very well, but you're growing on me.

by josephine dolly June 06, 2015

Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"

Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"

by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 11, 2016