hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

sucking fucks

something just completely sucks.

Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."

by Ty W. March 21, 2008

Down as fuck.

Down as fuck. Down to do anything. Crazy minded. Willing to do anything crazy.

Ready to fight.

Gang in Palmdale California.

I'm down as fuck. To go fight the other gang.
I'm down as fuck to drink all night.

by Tony Hurtado December 22, 2018

grease fuck

"Grease Fuck" or "Greasefuck"
1. Someone who intakes a large amount of grease in one day, in the form of Fast Food, etc.

2. Generally Unclean, and out of shape.

raven: boxybrown ordered 10 tacos at taco bell tonight, then ate my leftovers.

carn: whoa, what a grease fuck

by carnstar January 8, 2008

Fuck Off

"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?

~ Billy Connoly

Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"

by Rising Pepsi December 24, 2010

fuck list

A list of people that you want to fuck

" Kate upton is on my fuck list"

by Iheartjesus June 2, 2016

Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008