facebook wank 

When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.

"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"

"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"

facebook wank by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009

Facebook-Cover 

When you nonchalantly change from your Myspace window in your computer to the Facebook window. Usually people are doing stuff they really shouldn't be doing on Myspace (as fun as that is) and Facebook is a good parent-friendly site. What they don't know, won't hurt them.

"Emily, what are you doing on the computer?"
*Mom Walks Over*
*FACEBOOK-COVER*
"Oh, nothing Mom. Just signing out of Facebook."

Facebook-Cover by DancinggXQueenn November 22, 2009

Facebook Loop 

When one gets into an inescapable conversation on facebook about how meaningless facebook is.

Dave: Dude, I found my car
Fred: cool
Dave: Dude, stop putting monosyllabic and disyllabic responses, it's pointless.
Fred: OK
Fred: oops
Fred: Sorry
Dave: Looks like we're stuck in a facebook loop again.
Fred: This conversation is so meaningless
Dave: I am aware.
Fred: Good.
Fred: oops
Dave: *facepalm*

Facebook Loop by Trevor James Aloyssius Murphy April 18, 2010

Facebook joustin 

The art of befriending a juice and then adding her as a friend so you can "keep it real" when she is deported back to her country of origin.

Joe was Facebook Joustin instead of working!

Facebook joustin by VIP Pancho September 8, 2010

Facebook Rage 

When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.

When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.

Facebook Rage by Harry James-Parker December 2, 2010

Facebook Fodder

Purposely posting a facebook status or commenting on a friend's status to invoke more comments. Also known as 'fishing for feedback'.

FB status: facebook fodder - Tell me about the worst driving you've ever seen

FB status: facebook fodder - I have 3k to spend on a week long vacation; any suggestions?

FB status: facebook fodder - When I first met her, her smile was like a question I wanted to spend the rest of my life answering.

Facebook Fodder by HNH-B151 April 13, 2011

Facebook Whisperer 

One who can see through the facade of others' statuses, posts and comments on Facebook.

DB#1 - So what's up with you and Whatshername?

DB#2 - IDK, she seems cool and she's funny but always busts my balls if I don't post on her Wall for a day or two. Then she says she's only kidding. But me being the Facebook Whisperer and all, I know it's more than kidding.

DB#1 - She wants to fuck you.

Facebook Whisperer by Total C game August 1, 2011