red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

dragoned

Something that became a dragon in the past

“the dragoned orange” ( the orange turned into a dragon )

by unfunnyperson April 23, 2021

draggin like a dragon

When you smoke your cigarette as if you want to die from a stroke.

"Damn, Randolph was draggin like a dragon on his lunch break!"

by dbostick October 29, 2023

dragon smoking smoking dragon gif

gif of the dragon from dragon ball smoking a cigar dragon

"dragon smoking smoking dragon gif"
"shut the fuck up"
"an argument between these 24 would be priceless"
"dragon"

by The Real Tapi December 11, 2022

jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 06, 2017

Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.

My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.

by AlaskanEarthDragon February 11, 2024

Dragon Musker

Any individual who is part of the Dragon Musk crypto currency community and holds Dragon Musk Tokens.
Elite Community members display the Dragon Musk logo as their profile picture.

How did Elon afford that Lambo?
Oh that's right, he's a Dragon Musker

by Dragon Musker May 07, 2021