Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy

"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"

by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021

Gronk Donkey

An especially big gronk, more than likely an ugly gronk. An idiot.

That woman Maryanne is a gronk donkey frick meeeeeee!!!

by Bimbam69 July 8, 2024

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 27, 2022

Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things

Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit

by Jp Alvarez February 1, 2021

Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 22, 2022

Swamp Donkey

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018